Tees for people who ship
From the Jeremy Knox Labs builder collection — inside jokes for operators shipping alongside their agents. Designs are AI-assisted, human-directed, and proofed letter by letter before they go to print.

LGTM Did Not Read It Tee
$39.99

Git Blame Me Tee
$39.99

Prod Is My Staging Tee
$39.99

Works In Prod Somehow Tee
$39.99

The Agent Did It Tee
$39.99

Deployed By An Agent Tee
$39.99

I Review My Agents Tee
$39.99

No Idea Why It Works Tee
$39.99

Full Stack Of Excuses Tee
$39.99

AI Wrote It We Both Lied Tee
$39.99

Deploy On Friday Tee
$39.99

Estimate 2 Days Actual 2 Weeks Tee
$39.99

Temperature Zero Tee
$39.99

Root Cause Vibes Tee
$39.99

Context Window Exceeded Tee
$39.99

Eval Pass Tee
$39.99

Prompt Wait Pray Merge Tee
$39.99

Merge Conflict With Myself Tee
$39.99

I Read The Diff Tee
$39.99

Assumptions Are Load-Bearing Tee
$39.99

Ran Out Of Usage Tee
$39.99

Who Is JSON Tee
$39.99

The Deploy Almanac Tee
$39.99

Greetings From Production Tee
$39.99

Context Tonic Tee
$39.99

On-Call Squadron Tee
$39.99

Wanted The Flaky Test Tee
$39.99

The Perpetual Debug Machine Tee
$39.99

Attack Of The Infinite Loop Tee
$39.99

Heirloom Prompts Tee
$39.99

The Rollback Tavern Tee
$39.99

Merge Night Tee
$39.99

A Field Guide To Agents Tee
$39.99

The Orchestrator Tee
$39.99

The Production Wilderness Tee
$39.99

Ran Out Of Context Tee
$39.99

Run The Fleet Tee
$39.99

Exit Liquidity Tee
$39.99

Moon Boy Tee
$39.99

Pump My Bags Tee
$39.99

DCA Doubt Cope Ape Tee
$39.99

REKT Tee
$39.99

Context Window Full Tee
$39.99

Retry With Exponential Backoff Tee
$39.99

Supervised Learning Tee
$39.99

Approved With Comments Tee
$39.99

i-write-loops
$32.00

above-the-loop
$36.00

Trust the Process. Verify the Output. Tee
$36.00

Touch Grass Between Deploys Tee
$32.00

Research. Build. Deploy. Repeat. Tee
$32.00

Knower of Tokens. Fixer of Prompts. Tee
$36.00

Powered by Caffeine and Cron Jobs Tee
$32.00

read-the-diff
$36.00

Decision Compass Tee
$39.99

Build or Debug Tee
$39.99

No Guesswork Tee
$39.99

Diff Review Tee
$39.99

Deploy Sequence Tee
$39.99

Command Systems Backprint Tee
$39.99

Taste Beats the First Prompt Tee
$39.99

Delegate Twice, Decide Once Tee
$39.99

Human Taste Meets Machine Speed Tee
$39.99

Coded with Taste Tee
$39.99

Creative Coded Tee
$39.99

Build Loop Tee
$39.99

Different Levels, Same Mission Tee
$39.99

Fleet Crew Tee
$39.99

Hardwired Different Tee
$39.99

Listen to the System Tee
$39.99

Just Ship Today Tee
$39.99

stayLIQUID Tee
$39.99

sizeSMALL Tee
$39.99

respectTHESTOP Tee
$39.99

higherLOWS Tee
$39.99

goSHORT Tee
$39.99

fadeIT Tee
$39.99

cutLOSSES Tee
$39.99

dryPOWDER Tee
$39.99

Go Build Tee
$39.99

Find The Flaw On Paper Tee
$39.99

Blueprint Before Build Tee
$39.99

Measure Twice Build Once Tee
$39.99

paperHANDS Tee
$39.99

Decide In The Fog Tee
$39.99

Conviction Over Consensus Tee
$39.99

buyTHEDIP Tee
$39.99

noSTOPS Tee
$39.99

fullSEND Tee
$39.99

breakOUT Tee
$39.99

goLONG Tee
$39.99

riskON Tee
$39.99

sendIT Tee
$39.99

Kill Your Indecision Tee
$39.99

inDECISION Tee
$39.99

bullFLAG Light Tee
$39.99

bullFLAG Tee
$39.99

Break the Default Backprint Tee
$39.99

Not Luck. Programmed. Tee
$39.99

Programmed to Build Tee
$39.99

Built Different Cobalt Tee
$39.99

Relax, the Fleet’s Running Tee
$39.99

Night Shift Deployment Tour Tee
$39.99

Night Fleet Tee
$39.99

Operator Field Map Tee
$39.99

Operator Field Manual Tee
$39.99

Orchestrator Goose Tee
$39.99

Context Quest Tee
$39.99

Thousand Agents Tee
$39.99

Dual Mode Tee
$39.99

Chrome Fleet Status Tee
$39.99

Invisible Work Tee
$39.99

Systems Fleet Tee
$39.99

Above the Loop Tee
$39.99

Loopwriter Tee
$39.99

Merge Protocol Tee
$39.99

Output Over Opinion Tee
$39.99

Spec Cycle Tee
$39.99

Pattern Recognition Department Tee
$39.99

Too Curious for Default Settings Tee
$39.99

Low Ego High Agency Tee
$39.99

Culture Compiles Here Tee
$39.99

What You Miss Runs You Tee
$39.99

Think Differently Rewired Minds Tee
$39.99

Think Against Default Tee
$39.99

See the Pattern Map Tee
$39.99

Pattern Study 001 Tee
$39.99

Pattern Breaker Tee
$39.99

Notice What Others Normalize Tee
$39.99

Move the Mechanism Tee
$39.99

Mental Models Field Tested Tee
$39.99

Hidden Mechanics Tee
$39.99

Defaults Are Not Destiny Tee
$39.99

Conviction Over Noise Tee
$39.99

Choose Again Tee
$39.99

One Person. A Thousand Agents. Tee
$36.00

Building in Public Badge Tee
$36.00

Prompt. Iterate. Ship. Tee
$32.00