The Perpetual Debug Machine Tee

Feed in the bug, turn the crank, and out comes the same bug, slightly angrier. A vintage patent for the eternal debugging contraption. Repeat until sanity lost. Comfort Colors 1717 — soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton with a lived-in vintage feel, in Ivory. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Designs are AI-assisted and human-directed, proofed letter by letter before print.

$39.99